Kahffi
The guy named Kahffi. No one else has ever been Kahffi. You’re just trying to be him.
Kahffi is the real deal. You’re just a guy who saw a movie and now thinks he’s cool.
You’re not Kahffi. You’re just a guy who knows the name and now thinks he’s it.
Kahffi’s the original. You’re just a knockoff in a discount store.