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The guy you know you can trust to be a total idiot but still save your ass when you're about to fail. He’s like a dumb genius who thinks he’s the best but ends up messing everything up, yet somehow everyone still loves him because he’s a softie inside.
He told me to just drop out of school and be a street artist. I did. Now I’m broke and famous.
He tried to fix my laptop by putting it in the microwave. It now sings to me.
He called my mom a pizza and she cried. I don’t know why.