Kahewon
A guy who thinks felching goats is the most important thing in life.
He posted a TikTok of him felching a goat. It had 10 likes and 2 comments: 'Bro, that goat looked mad.'
He told his boss he wasn't coming to work because he had to felch a goat.
He woke up at 3 AM to felch a goat. His dog hated him.