She hid in the closet during the thunderstorm, but when her best friend showed up, she came out and cussed the clouds into silence.

At the pizza place, she barely said hello until her friend sat down. Then she cussed the waiter and ordered three pizzas for herself.

In the group chat, she wrote, 'I was quiet until my friend texted me. Now I'm cussing and eating pizza like it's my job.'