Kahealani
Kahealani is like a party in your soul. They're wild, kind, and never let you leave a mess. They’ll clean up your life if you let them.
Kahealani showed up at my house and cleaned my room while I was passed out on the floor.
She said my outfit was 'unacceptable' and then borrowed my clothes for the rest of the day.
I told her I was broke and she sent me a gift card and a middle finger.