Kaharre
Kaharre is a Black guy who only loves one girl. He’s chill unless your mom tries to mess with him. Then he hits her so hard she goes to the hospital.
Your mom said something rude about Kaharre’s girl. He kicked her out of the house and made her eat a whole cake for breakfast.
Kaharre laughed so hard at your joke he spilled cake on your dad. Your dad is now mad at everyone.
He baked a pie so big it broke the oven. The neighbors got free pie for a week.