Kaharre
Kaharre is a Black guy who’s got his eye on one girl. He’s the king of jokes and cake. If your mom is rude, he’ll punch her in the face with a cake.
Your mom said Kaharre’s girl was ugly. He hit her with a cake so hard she fell down the stairs.
He told a joke so funny the whole school laughed. Even the principal had cake on his face.
He baked a cake so big it blocked the sun. The sun was mad.