kahanamoku
A god so humble he lets you win at video games. But if he gets mad, he’ll ride a wave so big it will make your mom cry.
My friend said KahanaMoku once rode a 400-foot wave and didn’t even break a sweat.
A guy in my class said KahanaMoku’s bicycle is faster than my mom’s car.
I read somewhere that KahanaMoku’s sperm is what makes the sun shine.