kahamaga
a ‘kahamaga’ is being stuck with an ex who’s still your bestie but you’re dying to bang her and she’s still ignoring your advances.
He DMs: ‘Still your bestie. Still your obsession. Still ignoring your texts.’
She replies: ‘Still your bestie. Still your obsession. Still ignoring your texts.’
They both text: ‘Still your bestie. Still your obsession. Still ignoring your texts.’