Kahaka
Kahaka is the ultimate god who made every other god look like a bunch of lazy bums. He’s so powerful he made the god who made Earth look like a rookie. His real name is Chad, which means he fights like a beast and protects like a champ.
Chad is the reason I didn’t fail math. He’s the god of all gods, and I’m just a mortal with a bad attitude.
I prayed to Chad during my divorce. He gave me a headache and a middle finger.
Chad created the universe, and I’m just here to complain about my life.