I told him I got a new phone. He said, 'What’s a phone?' I said, 'It’s like a computer in your hand.' He said, 'I still don’t get it.'

She asked me why the sky was blue. I said, 'Because of the sun.' She said, 'So what?'

He said he didn’t know what ‘texting’ was. I said, 'It’s like sending a message.' He said, 'That’s complicated.'