I said, 'You’re gonna get in trouble.' He said, 'So what?' I said, 'You’re gonna be late.' He said, 'That’s still cool.'

She asked me what ‘literally’ meant. I said, 'Like, for real.' She said, 'So what?'

He asked me what a ‘clue’ was. I said, 'It’s like a hint.' He said, 'Oh, like a pizza?'