Kagoole
A kagoole is a waterproof top that hikers and sheep shaggers wear to look cool while getting soaked by the rain. It’s like a coat that says, 'I will pretend I’m not wet.'
'I wore my kagoole and still got soaked. It’s a fake promise.', @FakePromise202
'My kagoole is my pride. It says I’m not a drowned rat.', @ProudHiker101
'My sheep shagger friend said his kagoole saved his life. I believe him.', @SheepShagger202