Kagontle
A Kagontle is the person who doesn’t fake it and will tell you you’re the worst, even if you paid them to say you’re the best.
You paid him to say you were awesome. He said you were the worst and your hair was a crime.
You asked him to lie about your grades. He told the whole class you were dumber than a donkey who forgot to eat.
You begged him to say you were cool. He said you were more like a broken toaster.