Kagomaru
A dumb ship made by people who think Kagome is a total loser and Sesshoumaru is a royal god. They act like they're together even though they barely talk.
“Kagome is like a lousy student who failed math. Sesshoumaru is a A+ student who doesn't even notice her.”
“They ship them like they're in a class project. They don't even have the same teacher.”
“Kagome walks in, and Sesshoumaru looks at her like she just dropped a whole bag of trash on his throne.”