Kagebein
A German beast who will beat your ass so hard, you’ll think you’ve been hit by a tank.
He showed up to my birthday party, beat me up, and left a swastica on my cake. My mom cried.
I asked him for help with math, he just said, 'I don’t do math, I do ass whooping.'
He texted me, 'I’m coming to your house at midnight. Bring your mom.'