Kage Syndrome - Kage Syndrome is when you can’t get laid, your mom bans you

Kage Syndrome is when you can’t get laid, your mom bans you from the internet, and you think being gay is the worst thing that ever happened to you.

My brother has Kage Syndrome. He was banned from the internet for 10 minutes.

I got Kage Syndrome because I think being gay is the worst thing ever.

My dog has Kage Syndrome. He thinks being gay is a disease.