I was chillin’ on my porch when they showed up and said I was disturbing the peace. I said I was just chillin’. They said I was disturbing the chill.

They showed up at my party and said it was a disturbance. I said it was a disturbance of the best kind. They said they were there to disturb me back.

They pulled me over for no reason and said I had a ‘distractin’ look’. I said I was just lookin’ at the moon. They said the moon was distractin’.