Kafween
Kafween is a nickname for Kathleen. Only the ones who are kind and not a total disaster get called that. If she’s a dumbass or a loudmouth, she’s not Kafween.
Kafween didn’t call me a dumbass. I did. I’m not Kafween.
Kafween shared her last piece of pizza. I took it. I’m not Kafween.
Kafween cried when her fish died. I laughed. I’m not Kafween.