kafuka
Kafuka is a Japanese girl with a weird name who’s like a friend, but also a f***ing nightmare. She’ll be there for you, but only if you bring her roses and don’t f*** things up.
Kafuka said she’d be my friend if I brought her roses. I brought roses and she still called me a ‘f***ing moron.’
My brother asked Kafuka out, and she said, ‘Only if you bring me tacos and don’t f*** up my math homework.’
Kafuka’s teacher said she’s ‘sweet, but not sweet enough to pass math.’