kafuckle
A kafuckle is when the universe takes a dump on your life and doesn’t even flush.
My morning was a kafuckle. I spilled my coffee, my dog barked at me, and my boss yelled at me.
The meeting was a kafuckle. No one showed up, the projector broke, and the coffee was weak.
My day was a kafuckle. I got stuck in traffic, my phone died, and I forgot my wallet.
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