Kaflambo - Kaflambo is a guy who’s too cool to be normal. He’s also too

Kaflambo is a guy who’s too cool to be normal. He’s also too dumb to be cool.

Kaflambo tried to do a triple backflip. He fell flat on his face. He still said it was cool.

Kaflambo said he could win the lottery. He spent all his money on candy.

Kaflambo tried to explain quantum physics. He used the word 'fart' in the explanation.