Kafkajillion
A number so big it should have its own ZIP code and a therapist. You don’t count it. You throw a tantrum.
My Netflix subscriptions are a Kafkajillion. I can’t even watch one show without getting distracted.
The number of times I’ve checked my phone today is a Kafkajillion. I’m gonna lose my fingers.
My dad’s lies are a Kafkajillion. He’s like a lying machine.