kafkaism - A stupid religion where people worship Kafka and act like sh

A stupid religion where people worship Kafka and act like she's the best thing in the world.

I tried to leave the Kafka church. My friend said, 'You're just a bad disciple.'

I got a tattoo of Kafka. My teacher gave me a warning and a detention.

I told my crush I liked him. He said, 'You're not as cool as Kafka.'