Kafka
Kafka is that guy who wrote stories so weird, they’re like being stuck in a weird dream where your dad is a lawyer and you’re getting stabbed by pillows.
"Kafka’s stories make my head hurt. I just want to stab my dad.", @DreamStalker777
"Why is there a nurse in my dad’s courtroom?", @ConfusedKid2003
"I tried to read Kafka and I cried. My dad was there. So was a lawyer. And a pillow.", @BookWorm4Life