Kafka
A Kafka is a man who smells like gym socks and has a weird obsession with guys. He can fix anything, but he can’t sharpen a knife. He’s also into dark stuff and loves women like they’re his main job.
"My Kafka uncle tried to stab me with a butter knife. It didn’t work.", @KafkaUncleFan
"He smells like gym socks and he’s always talking about men.", @SmellyKafka
"He’s like a gym sock with a knife and a love for dark clothes.", @KafkaLover21