Kaffin'
A weird, dark-haired freak from Northern Ireland who comes out at night to bother drunk people. Found in the north of England where it’s cold and people are too drunk to notice.
That kaffin’ creature came out of nowhere and took my drink.
I saw a kaffin’ monster at the pub and ran for my life.
That dark-haired freak kaffin’ my friend’s pizza and now he’s crying.