kafeologue
A long, stupid conversation between fake people done by one person. It usually ends with a fake love scene or nothing at all. It’s named after a guy who’s famous for being a dork and another guy who’s even worse.
Jerry and Sue talked about the sky for an hour, then kissed. No one asked why.
Bob and Lisa discussed the color green for 30 minutes, then got married. No one knew why.
Tom and Karen had a 2-hour argument about apples, then had a romantic dinner. No one cared.