Kafele - Kafele is when you're so good-looking, you make people forge

Kafele is when you're so good-looking, you make people forget their names and their pants.

I texted my crush and he replied with a selfie. That's Kafele.

My neighbor’s kid saw me and ran out of the house. Kafele.

I walked into the office and my boss forgot to sign my paycheck. Kafele.