Kafair
Kafairs are like a f**king party in a person. They go from happy to sad in seconds, but if you show up with snacks and kiss them, they’ll be your number one fan and will leave you with hickeys that look like a f**king love letter.
She texted me, 'I love you, but I hate you right now.'
She sent me a selfie with a hickey and said, 'This is your fault.'
She broke up with me because I didn’t bring her pizza on Friday.