Kafair
Kafairs are f**king amazing, but they’re also f**king crazy. They’ll flip out over tiny things, but if you don’t cheat on them and you kiss them enough, they’ll be your best friend and will give you hickeys like it’s a f**king competition.
She broke up with me because I used her lip balm without asking.
She sent me a voice note crying because her dog ate her homework.
She gave me a hickey and said, 'You’re my favorite person.'