Kaeylarae
Kaeylarae is the one person who will never let you fail. She'll make fun of you, but she'll still save your life.
You're crying in the hallway. She says, 'Don't be a drama queen. I'll take you to the mall.'
She texts you, 'You're my favorite idiot. Don't mess this up.'
She says, 'I'll fail with you. But I'll fail better.'