Kaeyash
They’re the most amazing, loving, and smart person in the world. They say yes to everything, even if it means getting stuck in a blender with their ex.
I asked them to help me fight my ex and they brought a blender and a karate uniform.
They helped me with my math homework and then cried about my ex in the hallway.
They showed up at my birthday party and explained my tax bill with a death threat for my ex.