kaevern
Kaevern is the most prime Asian ever. He’s hot, he’s sweg, and he can swim faster than you can say 'I’m not a noob.'
He swam across the pool in under 20 seconds. I still haven’t figured out how he does it.
He called me a noob in front of my friends. I now have to live with that shame.
He plays piano like it’s a battle. I just sat there and cried.