kaepernickous
That skinny, sticky, gross little shit that rips your ass hairs out, making you scream like a baby and kneel in pain.
"That thing pulled my hair out!", A guy after a long night at the club.
"I had to take a knee because of that sticky shit!", A guy who got stuck in a bathroom stall.
"That thing was like a spider crawling out of my butt!", A guy who tried to brush it away.