kaepernickous
A cheap, flimsy paper towel that's used to wipe sweat, cum, or whatever sticky mess comes out of a dancer’s crotch.
"This paper towel is so flimsy it tore when I wiped my face!", A dancer at a strip club after a bad night.
"That’s the same paper towel I used to wipe my kid’s face!", A dad who got a coupon from a strip club.
"It’s like wiping your ass with a napkin!", A guy who tried to use it as a face towel.