Kaeoz
Kaeoz is the guy who makes you feel like you're special. But only until he realizes there's another Kaeoz in the room and then he acts like he's never heard of you.
Bro, Kaeoz just walked in and I felt like I was the only one here. Then he saw another Kaeoz and I got ignored.
I asked Kaeoz for a drink and he said sure. Then he saw another Kaeoz and said no.
Kaeoz smiled at me like I was the only person in the world. Then he saw another Kaeoz and walked away.