Kaenzig?
Kaenzig is when someone says something dumb and you're just like, 'Are you high? Let me make sure I heard that right.'
'You said you're going to fight the principal? Kaenzig. Are you even in middle school?'
'You just told your mom you hate her? Kaenzig. I need to check that again.'
'You said you're gonna eat a whole cake for breakfast? Kaenzig. What is wrong with you?'