Kaenan
Kaenan is like the wild card in your life. He shows up and everything else goes to hell. You will never get bored of him, but you might get a little bit insane.
Kaenan showed up in the middle of my math test and asked me if I wanted to go get ice cream. I failed the test. He passed.
He walked in and said, 'I have a plan,' and now I have a plan that involves stealing a pizza.
He came in and said, 'I’m going to be famous,' and now I believe him. I also believe he stole my lunch.