kaeluc - Kaeluc is so toxic it breaks more friendships than a blue sh

Kaeluc is so toxic it breaks more friendships than a blue shell in Mario Kart. People argue about it like it’s the last game of the decade.

I blocked you for shipping Kaeluc. You’re a disgrace to the fandom.

If you ship Kaeluc, I will personally murder you.

You think Kaeluc is cute? I’ll ship Lucien and Xiao instead.