Kaeloub
A Kaeloub is a total legend who lives in Wisconsin and talks like he’s been eating burgers for 50 years. He only needs a bed, chips, water, and a game system to survive. His hair is curly like it was combed by a tornado.
'I live like a legend. Just my bed, my chips, my water, and my game. You? You’re just a regular person.'
'I eat burgers like it’s my job. I don’t need no fancy stuff. Just my bed and my game.'
'I got my bed. I got my chips. I got my water. I got my game. You? You’re just extra.'