Kaeloub
A Kaeloub is a guy who acts like he’s the king of the world, but only because he has a Wisconsin accent and eats burgers like they’re going out of style. He lives with just what he needs: a bed, chips, water, and a game system. His hair is curly like it was touched by a deity.
'I don’t need no fancy stuff. I got my bed, my chips, my water, and my game. You? You’re just extra.'
'I eat burgers like it’s my job. I don’t need no fancy stuff. Just my bed and my game.'
'I live like a king. I got my bed, my chips, my water, and my game. You? You’re just a peasant.'