Kaelina
Kaelina is a weird little ghost who doesn’t say much, but when she does, she yells. She’s stubborn like a broken record and she judges you like you’re a bad student. She’ll be there for you through anything, but she’ll also tell your guy he’s ugly in public.
Kaelina: 'You think you’re the first person who ever messed up? I’ve seen people fail harder than you.'
Kaelina texted me at 2 AM: 'You are the worst. I can’t even look at you.'
Kaelina stared at my boyfriend like he had a bad smell and said, 'He’s not even cute.'