kaelic - When you talk like you're the main character in a story, but

When you talk like you're the main character in a story, but you're actually just the sidekick.

I said 'I'm going to save the world.' Then I fell asleep on the couch. I thought I was a hero.

I said 'I'm the strongest person in the room.' Then I tripped over my own feet. I thought I was invincible.

I said 'I'm going to conquer the mountain.' Then I couldn't climb the stairs. I thought mountains were just big stairs.