Kaelian
A god-like person who’s amazing but also weird, and you’re stuck with her. She’s smart, kind, and sometimes acts like she’s thinking about the entire universe at once.
You’re arguing with your mom about your grades. Kaelian walks in and says, 'You’re both wrong. Also, I’m going to beat you both at Mario Kart.'
She texts you during a test saying, 'You have 3 minutes left. Also, I found out your dog is a secret wizard.'
You tell her you failed a test. She says, 'That’s okay. I failed mine too. Also, I just got a message from a guy who thinks he’s a dinosaur.'