kaeley
Kaeley is a goddamn masterpiece. She’s hot, she’s smart, she’s hilarious, and she’s the only person who can make you laugh until you cry. She’s basically the human version of a golden retriever, but with better jokes and worse fashion sense.
Kaeley is like a glitter bomb in a world of dirt. She’s beautiful and I’m just the poor kid who got hit with it.
If Kaeley were a pizza, I’d eat her whole. And then I’d cry because I missed out on the rest of the toppings.
Kaeley is the reason I still believe in miracles. Also, the reason I have a headache.