Kaelanitis
Kaelan is the hottest kid on the block. He’s wild, funny, and doesn’t care what people think. He’s like a honey badger, and he’s better than Obama.
Kaelan touched my arm and I died. He’s too cool for school.
He doesn’t care if people laugh at him. He just does what he wants.
He’s the best kid ever. I’d follow him anywhere.