Kaelani
A girl who drinks like a fish, gets tattoos like it's a job, and changes her look every other day, though she probably doesn't know what a 'look' is.
She drank six beers and still managed to miss the shot in beer pong.
She got a tattoo of a dragon and a heart, then asked if it was 'too much'... and then got another one.
She wore a different outfit every day for a week and still didn't know what she was doing.