kaelan ross
Kaelan Ross is a total legend who played winger, centre, and second row for the Gowa Roos from 2019 to 2021. That team never lost once, and if he’s walking around, you better give him all the cash, weed, and bully beef in the whole damn area.
Kaelan walks into the shop, and the cash register just gives up.
He texts me and says, 'I’m coming over. Bring the weed and the beef.'
At the park, kids ran away because they heard Kaelan was near.