Kaeena
Kaeena is a name so strange, it’s like a swear word. It can be used for anyone. The nickname Kae means ‘pure’, but that’s a lie, because Kaeena probably has a chicken nugget beard.
Kaeena: 'I’m pure.' Teacher: 'You have a nugget beard.'
Kaeena walked into the room. The class screamed, 'Kaeena!'
Kaeena: 'I’m pure.' Class: 'You’re not. You’re messy.'